Greetings, ladies and gentlemen – welcome aboard the Intrepid. I am Cadet Rhesa Alexandros and I’ve been tasked by the Captain to show you around the ship. Please follow me.
The “Big Eye,” as we like to call her, has 46 decks and a crew complement of at least 2,400 people – a mix of human and non-human, sentient species alike. You might run into some of the crewmembers during the tour; we will be meeting the captain and the executive officer near the end of the tour, because the Bridge is our last stop. In the meantime, let’s start at the bottom and work our way up, shall we? Since you arrived via shuttle, we’ll start at…
The Flight Decks
Andrés Gentry shares his thoughts on Hong Kong’s Article 23.
John Ray explains the Australian term “wowser” and its American roots. Visit his PC Watch blog as well and check out his report on insanity in the Australian courts.
Mamamontezz says hate is becoming fashionable.
Graham Lester posts his own thoughts on the bomb that ended slavery.
Sarah Fitz-Claridge explains the basics of conspiracy theories.
James Joyner digs into a recent piece by Madeleine Albright in Foreign Affairs and adds his own two cents.
Mess Hall
Andrew Ian Dodge explains why he ain’t a sports fan.
Sarah Fitz-Claridge, who is also the founder of Taking Children Seriously (TCS), urges parents to avoid objectifying their children’s learning in “Beware The Curriculum Mentality.”
Tiger discusses social necessities, capitalism, and rule of law, as well as the decline of the traditional family.
Chablis shows how 24-hour colds really suck. I should know, I’ve gotten them too, before – and they’re never good excuses to use to miss a class.
Kevin Baker says gun violence and ethnicity are linked and sets out to prove it. He also provides an example of political incorrectness where racism is concerned.
Bussorah posts his wicked thoughts on how hip-hop music is linked to black culture.
Catherine King and Jerome du Bois say Beverly McIver is egocentric about her art and show how.
Ocean Guy expresses frustration with today’s youth sports and how it affects his son.
Next week’s Carnival host, Andrew Cline, knows what’s wrong with journalism today. Check out the buzz at his blog.
Lawrence Kestenbaum replies to a rather pompous e-mail chain letter and describes how the baby boomers have contributed to changes during the past 50 years.
Zombyboy backs legalizing prostitution, but says other supporters should be honest about the costs involved.
Helen Noggle talks about nutrition: fat, dieting, Atkins, and exercise. Can’t beat that.
Chris Genovese thinks deep cleaning government budgets will have positive effects on the citizens.
One Fine Jay disagrees with Alabama Judge Roy Moore on the Ten Commandments display case and explains why.
LittleA is always looking for ways to cut costs, but watch out for those sacred cows.
Brig and Holding Cells
J. Fielek explains the Terrorist Vector and how we should deal with it.
Jim Peacock’s recently eavesdropped on a conversation between George Bush and Ariel Sharon on the Roadmap.
Allen Brill looks at the way George Bush’s faith has impacted his Presidency since 9/11 and finds him wanting.
Moe Freedman asks a rhetorical question about Iraq and the Palestinians.
Engineering
Richard Baker says we’ll get further in our space exploration program if we focus on industrializing space rather than romanticizing it.
Serona points to an important lawsuit filed against the RIAA regarding due process. Check out the post on the Distributed Library Project, too.
Dave Worley thinks bloggers should preserve their words in books for future generations.
Chuck Simmons writes an open letter to Meryl Yourish to share his philosophy on blogging.
Brian Kelley recalls his own experience with NASA in the wake of the Columbia crash investigation report released yesterday.
The Poliblogger introduces the Parade of Trolls. Steven says there is still time yet to submit your best example of trollishness.
Kevin at Wizbang exposes the real culprits of e-mail viruses.
“Bonny’s,” The Ship’s Bar
Alex Dunn recounts a trip to the mall with his kin. Out of the mouths of babes, indeed!
Paul Carter continues to add to The Parson’s List. Hmm – I don’t recall ever sticking anything up my nose as a kid…
Norbizness has some fun with puns – at Arnold’s expense.
The Scarlet Pimpernel gives us a primer on real doctor speak.
Crabby Bill discovers that hand dipping is nothing new.
Gunther examines Bush’s past speeches and wonders if our prez really is a moron.
Harvey Olson takes a look at the possible results of a visit from Them.
Heather Noggle posts a Filthy Lie about the puppy blender.
Jay Solo fires back with an Axis of Feeble logo. See if you can answer his Zany Question of the Week, too.
Medi-Bay
Doug Payton fisks California Governor Gray Davis’s speech from last Tuesday.
Russ Emerson recalls the time when he met Arnold.
Ann Haker dissects a MoveOn e-mail urging people to send cash to the Texas Democrats holed up in Albuquerque.
Mad Kane does a parody of “Happy Days Are Here Again.”
Nathan Alexander points to several examples of skewed reporting and asks, “Is there any way we can put an end to this garbage?”
Trish Wilson wants to know if California voters have forgotten about Enron.
BC, one of the Imperial Correspondents from Emperor Misha’s kingdom, breaks down an Indymedia article in his usual torturous fashion.
Billy Beck says the political fight should be about principles, not labels.
The Bridge
The Paratrooper of Love relives Blackfive’s Friday Range Und Pig Roast.
Sophorist comments on Mel Gibson’s critics regarding The Passion.
Joe Dougherty agrees with the Sophorist’s sentiments and shares his own thoughts.
Bill Dennis explains the difference between blogs and j-blogs.
Aunty Goob thinks the driver or the reporter got this story wrong.
Russ Emerson is back, this time to share with us the story of the time he taught his nephew to shoot.
Da Goddess shares stories about the Bubble Prince and the cost of freedom.
Solonor bids farewell to his favorite Red Sox broadcaster, Ken Coleman, who passed away last Thursday.
Adam H. illustrates a lake day. If I had a boat, I’d want a few lake days myself, minus the ladies in the picture.
Jack Cluth has had a tough week, but things seem to be looking up now. Head on over to Seabrook and give him and his other half a few words of encouragement.
A Broad is confronted with her parents’ mortality.
Rich Clark from Dead Yet Living paints a vivid picture of love at first sight. It’s very different from having a crush.
Overtaken by Events examines a day in the life of Matt.
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I hope you enjoyed the tour. Captain O’Connell and Commander Urquhart both told me they were glad that you stopped by to meet the “Big Eye” crew. We all hope you visit again when The 2143 Project is launched.
I’ll now pass the torch on to next week’s Carnival host, Andrew Cline at Rhetorica.net.
Have a good Wednesday!