If you have a moment to spare, if you enjoy answering silly little “Friday Five” sets, or if you’re just plain bored, answer the questions that follow.

1. How many pet peeves do you currently have and which one seems to have the most influence on you?
2. Do you like polo shirts?
3. How many people are in your immediate family, excluding yourself?
4. Favorite song at the moment?
5. If you could be a Billionaire for a day, how much money would you spend and what would you spend it on?
6. Do you pay attention to the news regularly? Why or why not?
7. What was your favorite comicbook when you were a kid?
8. What is your least favorite logo?
9. How many people do you hate?
10. Why are you still trying to answer these stupid questions?
11. If you had the choice of having a cup of coffee with either Al Franken or Ann Coulter, who would you choose and why?
12. Who is your favorite blogger?
13. Red or blue?
14. If you had to move to the Midwest, which state would you pick? If you currently live in the Midwest, which coast would you pick? Which state on that coast?
15. If you had to go to college (again) for some frivolous reason and money was no object, would you go?
16. Do nerds annoy you?
17. What makes you laugh?
18. What book are you reading right now?
19. Define “odd.”
20. You’re still here? Why!?
21. How many trips to the movie theatre did you make during 2003?
22. Gun or knife?
23. What’s your favorite adjective?